Farm Town Facebook Jokes

We all know on Facebook's Farm Town online game that it can be difficult to find work in the marketplace at times. Here is a collection of funny jokes people have used to get hired!


* I work topless. (For some reason, this guy didn't get too many takers)
* Hire me, I won't mess around with your sheep.
* Need coin to see the Blue Oyster Cult next week.
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Went into the MP one day and every female in there was a blonde. I said wow, look at all the blondes in here. A guy responded, yeah, its like Baywatch in overalls. He got the job and is now my favorite buddy.
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I see a ton of "love to plow" and "Want to harvest your fields!"
I give these a "That's what she said!" because I apparently am a 12-year-old boy.
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"I need job to keep up my alcoholism"
"I need job cos my mom asked me to get one"
"Crappy worker looking for crappy boss"
First MBA about Harvesting and Plowing here
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"I'd love to work at your place because of your nice smile."
I quit after a guy hired me
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I'm a cropstitue and I want to get in your plants!
Addicted farmer needs fix...oops...I mean job!
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My Sister-In-Law left me a message this morning. I would have hired her anyway, but she told me:
"I need money for a house. I am tired of sleeping with my cows and using hay bales as pillows"
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Grandma needs new teeth, please hire me.
"Would love to get my hands on your melons"...
"Cheapest hoe in town!"
"Lazy farmer for hire. I will just sit under your trees and watch others work."
Will work for green card.
Hire me, I'm a Mexican
"need stimulus package - Obama took my job!"

If you have any good ones yourself, go ahead and post a comment!